she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
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Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
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That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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