Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
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I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
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HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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