Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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