just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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