We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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