Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
