You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
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