So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
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Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
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Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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