You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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