You really coming over, don't trick.
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
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she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
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That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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