One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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