Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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