Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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