Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I have grass duct taped all over my body
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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