May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Just invented taco cereal.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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