Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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