Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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