But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Randomize
