I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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