STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
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Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
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I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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