More tranny stories later!
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
He passed out mid-signature
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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