You just made me feel so damn special
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
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Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Your cock deserves a montage
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Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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