i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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