doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
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