Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
this will be a night to untag.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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