just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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