Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
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Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
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There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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