But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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