I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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