go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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