he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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