After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
This is my gift to your gina
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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