If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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