I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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