It's like God shit irony all over that family
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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