Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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