That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
