I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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