My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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