Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
You're a disaster
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