even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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