ya dads aren't the best wingmen
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
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I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
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First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
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