what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"