I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
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where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
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She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid