Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
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So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
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She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.