that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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