all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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