I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
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Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
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Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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