i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Randomize