capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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