Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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