Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
He passed out mid-signature
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
We just shotgunned beers for America
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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