there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
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