That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
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He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
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no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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