I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
