If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Randomize
