How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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